OMG! Ho, ho, hoes! It’s Christmas time, bitches! Yassssssssss!

Hello, hello, hello, my dear readers? How have you been?
É Natal e você não vai colocar Simone para tocar em sua casa. Please!

Como você vai celebrar essa data neste 2020 tão “diferente”?

Eu ficarei em casa “comemorando” de uma maneira esquisita, weird, – e com um sentimento de perda para muitas famílias. So, pensei em selecionar algumas músicas para praticar inglês. E ahazar no falsete da Mariah!

Em nossa lista temos a clássica das clássicas: “All I Want For Christmas Is You”, da embaixadora do Natal nesse universo, Mariah Carey, assim como minhas personal favorites da Kylie Minogue e Gwen Stefani, “Every Day’s Like Christmas” e “You Make me Feel Like Christmas”, respectivamente.

Coloquei o Top 10 abaixo, com os vídeos e as letras.

Ah, e antes que eu me esqueça: verifique se você está falando certo a pronúncia de Christmas. Não existe o som da letra T, ok? Na fonética do inglês, quando temos o encontro de “ST” o som é de /S/ apenas.

Por exemplo, na fonética made in brazil para vocês entenderem:
ChriSTmas /’kri•smãs/

So chic it hurts.

That’s it, my babies! Happy Xmas (pode escrever assim também, é informal) e aproveitem para ficar longe do Corona! Social Distancing, please!

Top 10 Xmas Songs

1) All I Want For Christmas is You – Mariah Carey 

I don’t want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
I don’t care about the presents
Underneath the Christmas tree

I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is you, yeah

I don’t want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
And I don’t care about the presents
Underneath the Christmas tree

I don’t need to hang my stocking
There upon the fireplace
Santa Claus won’t make me happy
With a toy on Christmas Day

I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is you
You, baby

Oh, I won’t ask for much this Christmas
I won’t even wish for snow
And I’m just gonna keep on waiting
Underneath the mistletoe

I won’t make a list and send it
To the North Pole for Saint Nick
I won’t even stay awake to
Hear those magic reindeer click

‘Cause I just want you here tonight
Holding on to me so tight
What more can I do?
Baby, all I want for Christmas is you
You, baby

Oh, all the lights are shining so brightly everywhere
And the sound of children’s laughter fills the air

And everyone is singing
I hear those sleigh bells ringing
Santa, won’t you bring me the one I really need?
Won’t you please bring my baby to me?

Oh, I don’t want a lot for Christmas
This is all I’m asking for
I just wanna see my baby
Standing right outside my door

Oh, I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
Baby, all I want for Christmas… is you
You, baby

All I want for Christmas is you, baby
All I want for Christmas is you, baby
All I want for Christmas is you, baby
All I want for Christmas is you, baby
All I want for Christmas is you, baby

2) Last Christmas – Wham! 

Last Christmas I gave you my heart
But the very next day you gave it away
This year, to save me from tears
I’ll give it to someone special

Last Christmas I gave you my heart
But the very next day you gave it away (you gave it away)
This year, to save me from tears
I’ll give it to someone special (special)

Once bitten and twice shy
I keep my distance, but you still catch my eye
Tell me baby, do you recognize me?
Well, it’s been a year, it doesn’t surprise me

“Merry Christmas” I wrapped it up and sent it
With a note saying “I love you”, I meant it
Now I know what a fool I’ve been
But if you kissed me now, I know you’d fool me again

Last Christmas I gave you my heart
But the very next day you gave it away (you gave it away)
This year, to save me from tears
I’ll give it to someone special (special)

Last Christmas I gave you my heart
But the very next day you gave it away
This year, to save me from tears
I’ll give it to someone special (special)

Ohh
Oh, oh, baby

A crowded room, friends with tired eyes
I’m hiding from you and your soul of ice
My God, I thought you were someone to rely on
Me? I guess I was a shoulder to cry on

A face on a lover with a fire in his heart
A man under cover but you tore me apart
Ooh, ooh, now I’ve found a real love
You’ll never fool me again

Last Christmas I gave you my heart
But the very next day you gave it away (you gave it away)
This year, to save me from tears
I’ll give it to someone special (special)

Last Christmas I gave you my heart
But the very next day you gave it away
This year, to save me from tears
I’ll give it to someone special
Special

A face on a lover with a fire in his heart (I gave you mine)
A man under cover but you tore him apart
Maybe next year we’ll give it to someone
I’ll give it to someone special
Special
So long…

3) Mariah Carey – Oh Santa! ft. Ariana Grande, Jennifer Hudson 

Oh, Santa’s gon’ come and make you mine this Christmas
Santa’s gon’ come and make you mine, mine (oh, Santa)
Santa’s gon’ come and make you mine this Christmas (oh, Santa)
Santa’s gon’ come and make you mine, mine

Santa
If you get this letter
Won’t you help me out?
I know you’re kinda busy with your elves right now
And I don’t know how
You do the things you do while I sleep on Christmas Eve

But it’s amazing
And I bet that you could bring me back my baby
Because every time I see Christmas lights
I feel this burn inside
And I just can’t take it

I saw them shopping last week
And his new girl was so bleak
And then I swore to myself
Santa’s gonna come and make you mine this Christmas night

Ho-ho-ho
Santa’s gon’ come and make you mine this Christmas
Santa’s gon’ come and make you mine, ho-ho-ho
Santa’s gon’ come and make you mine this Christmas night
Oh, Santa

I heard that it’s really gonna snow this year
So I hope Rudolph and them other eight reindeer
Get you safely here
So you can scoop him up
And scoop him right down my chimney

I’ve been really, really, really good this year
So put on that red suit and make him appear
Make this Christmas cheer
Just ain’t the same without my baby
Come on, oh, Kris Kringle send me-

They say it’s unrealistic
But I believe in you, Saint Nick
So grant this wish for me right quick
Santa won’t you come and make him mine this Christmas night?

Ho-ho-ho
Santa’s gon’ come and make you mine this Christmas
Santa’s gon’ come and make you mine, ho-ho-ho
Santa’s gon’ come and make you mine this Christmas night
Oh Santa, oh Santa, oh Santa (come on, Santa)

Santa gon’ come and make you mine this Christmas
Santa gon’ come and make you mine, mine
Santa gon’ come and make you mine this Christmas
Santa gon’ come and make you mine, mine

Oh, Santa Claus
If you get this letter
Please don’t make me wait
‘Cause all December I’ll be counting down the days
So hop on your sleigh
I promise that I won’t forget the milk and cookies

The trees all sparkly and gold
But inside I feel so cold
So soon as you leave the North Pole
Santa won’t you come and make him mine this Christmas?

Santa’s gon’ come and make you mine, ho-ho-ho
Santa’s gon’ come and make you mine this Christmas
Santa’s gon’ come and make you mine, ho-ho-ho
Santa’s gon’ come and make you mine, mine

Santa’s gon’ come and make you mine, ho-ho-ho
Santa’s gon’ come and make you mine this Christmas
Santa’s gon’ come and make you mine, ho-ho-ho
Santa’s gon’ come and make you mine, mine
(Santa’s gonna come and make you mine this Christmas)

Santa’s gon’ come and make you mine, ho-ho-ho
Santa’s gon’ come and make you mine this Christmas
Santa’s gon’ come and make you mine, ho-ho-ho
Santa’s gon’ come and make you mine, mine
Santa’s gon’ come and make you mine this Christmas

4) Baby It’s Cold Outside – Lady Gaga feat Joseph Gordon Levitt 

I really can’t stay
Baby, it’s cold outside
I’ve gotta go away
Baby, it’s cold out there
This evening has been
Been hoping that you’d drop in
So very nice
I’ll hold your hands, they’re just like ice

My mother will start to worry
Beautiful, what’s your hurry?
My father will be pacing the floor
Just listen to that fireplace roar
Now really I’d better scurry
Sweetheart, what’s your hurry?
Well, maybe just a half a drink more
Why don’t you put some records on while I pour?

The neighbors might think
Baby, it’s bad out there
Say, what’s in this drink?
No cabs to be had out there
I wish I knew how
Your eyes are like starlight now
To break this spell
I’ll take your hat, your hair looks swell

I oughta say ‘no, no, no sir’
Mind if I move in closer?
At least I’m gonna say that I tried
What’s the sense in hurting my pride?
I really can’t stay
Baby, don’t hold out!
Oh, but it’s cold outside

I simply must go
Baby, it’s cold outside
The answer is no
But baby, it’s cold outside
This welcome has been
So lucky that you dropped in
So nice and warm
Look out that window at that storm

My sister will be suspicious
Gosh, your lips look delicious
And my brother will be there at the door
Waves upon a tropical shore
My maiden aunt’s mind is vicious
Ooh, baby you’re so delicious
Maybe just one little kiss more
Never such a blizzard before

Oh, I gotta go home
You’ll freeze to the bone out there
Hey, lend me your coat
It’s up to your knees out there
You’ve really been grand
I thrill when you touch my hand
But don’t you see?
How can you do this thing to me?

There’s bound to be talk tomorrow
Making my lifelong sorrow
At least there will be plenty implied
If you caught pneumonia and died
I really can’t stay
Get over that old out
Baby, it’s cold outside

It is kinda chilly
Just stay right here baby
You ain’t gotta be nowhere
All right, you win, ha ha ha

5) Santa Baby – Madonna 

Santa, baby
Slip a sable under the tree for me
Been an awful good girl
Santa, baby
And hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa, baby
An outer space convertible too, light blue
I’ll wait up for you, dear
Santa, baby
And hurry down the chimney tonight

Think of all the fun I’ve missed
Think of all the fellas that I haven’t kissed
Next year, I could be, oh, so good
If you’d check off my Christmas list, boo-doo, be-doo

Santa, honey
I want a yacht and really that’s not a lot
I’ve been an angel all year
Santa, baby
And hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa, cutie
There’s one thing I really do need
The deed to a platinum mine
Santa, cutie
And hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa, baby
I’m filling my stocking with a duplex and checks
Sign your ‘X’ on the line
Santa, baby
And hurry down the chimney tonight

Come and trim my Christmas tree
With some decorations bought at Tiffany’s
I really do believe in you
Let’s see if you believe in me, boo-doo-bee-doo

Santa, baby
Forgot to mention one little thing
A ring, I don’t mean on a phone
Santa, baby
And hurry down the chimney tonight

Hurry down the chimney tonight
Hurry down the chimney tonight

6) Rocking Around The Christmas Tree – Brenda Lee 

Rockin’ around the Christmas tree
At the Christmas party hop
Mistletoe hung where you can see
Every couple tries to stop
Rockin’ around the Christmas tree
Let the Christmas spirit ring
Later we’ll have some pumpkin pie
And we’ll do some caroling

You will get a sentimental feeling when you hear
Voices singing, let’s be jolly
Deck the halls with boughs of holly
Rockin’ around the Christmas tree
Have a happy holiday
Everyone dancin’ merrily
In the new old-fashioned way

You will get a sentimental feeling when you hear
Voices singing, let’s be jolly
Deck the halls with boughs of holly
Rockin’ around the Christmas tree
Have a happy holiday
Everyone dancin’ merrily
In the new old-fashioned way

7) Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas – Frank Sinatra

Have yourself a merry little Christmas
Let your heart be light
From now on, our troubles will be out of sight

Have yourself a merry little Christmas
Make the yule-tide gay
From now on, our troubles will be miles away

Here were are as in olden days
Happy golden days of yore
Faithful friends who are dear to us
Gather near to us once more

Through the years we all will be together
If the fates allow
Hang a shining star upon the highest bough
And have yourself a merry little Christmas now

Here we are as in olden days
Happy golden days Of yore
Faithful friends who are dear to us
Gather near to us once more

Through the years we all will be together
If the fates allow
Hang a shining star upon the highest bough
And have yourself a merry little Christmas now

Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas…

8) 8 Days of Christmas – Destiny’s Child 

Uh (uh)
You know Christmas?
Was made for the chil’ren
Destiny’sChild
2 G Christmas
Destiny’s Child
Uh uh

On the 8th day of Christmas my baby gave to me
A pair of Chloe shades and a diamond belly ring
On the 7th day of Christmas my baby gave to me
A nice back rub & he massaged my feet
On the 6th day of Christmas my baby gave to me
A cropped jacket with dirty denim jeans
On the 5th day of Christmas my baby gave to me
The poem that he wrote for me

Chorus 1
The Feeling that I Feel is
So good
He makes me
Feel so in
la-la-la-love
If he only knew what he does to me
My man, my man, my baby
Oh he makes me feel so lovely, so sexy
I’m so in la-la-la-love
How I love him for his generousity
My man, my man, my baby

Chrous 2
Doesn’t it feel like Christmas (it feels lovely)
Doesn’t it feel like Christmas (feels so lovely)
Doesn’t it feel like Christmas (oh oh oh oh)
Yes, it feels like Christmas
Doesn’t it feel like Christmas (it feels lovely)
Doesn’t it feel like Christmas (feels so lovely)
Doesn’t it feel like Christmas (the spirit of Christmas)
Yes, it feels like Christmas

On the 4th day of Christmas my baby gave to me
A candle lit dinner, just fo me and my honey
On the 3rd day of Christmas my baby gave to me
A gift certificate to get my fav-o-rite cd’s
On the 2nd day of Christmas my baby gave to me
The keys to a CLK Mercedes
On the 1st day of Christmas my baby gave to me
Quality T, I, M, E

Chorus 1
The Feeling that I Feel is
So good
He makes me
Feel so in
la-la-la-love
If he only knew what he does to me
My man, my man, my baby
Oh he makes me feel so lovely, so sexy
I’m so in la-la-la-love
How I love him for his generousity
My man, my man, my baby
Refr. 2:
Doesn’t it feel like Christmas (it feels lovely)
Doesn’t it feel like Christmas (feels so lovely)
Doesn’t it feel like Christmas (oh oh oh oh)
Yes, it feels like Christmas
Doesn’t it feel like Christmas (it feels lovely)
Doesn’t it feel like Christmas (feels so lovely)
Doesn’t it feel like Christmas (the spirit of Christmas)
Yes, it feels like Christmas

Ooooh oooohh Ooooh oooohh Ooooh oooohh Ooooh oooohh…

Chrous 2 till fade

9) Every Day’s Like Christmas – Kylie Minogue 

Thinking of you
Thinking of all that you do to me
Out of the blue
All that I hope
But live without it
Fell into fume
And put a light that moved right through me
It’s all coming true
And now everyday’s like Christmas

Until you, everyday was ordinary
It’s true and now everyday’s like Christmas

All ‘cause of you
Oh now there’s angels all around me
I was down and disused
And now I can’t believe you found me
Thinking of you
Thinking of all the storms we weathered
Thanks for pulling me through
I hope we’ll always be together

‘Cause it’s true
Everyday before was heavy, ooh
And now everyday’s like Christmas

Oh, you’re just extraordinary
And all before my hopes are wary
Now my dreams are coming very true

I’m falling, I’m falling
I’m falling into you

Oh, you’re just extraordinary
It’s true, you make everyday like Christmas

Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh everyday
Everyday’s like Christmas
Oh, everyday
Everyday’s like Christmas
Oh everyday
Everyday’s like Christmas
Oh, everyday
Everyday’s like Christmas
Oh
Everyday’s like Christmas
Everyday’s like Christmas

10) You Make me Feel Like Christmas – Gwen Stefani 

Ooh
Ooh

I want to thank the storm that brought the snow
Thanks to the string of lights that make it glow
But I wanna thank you, baby
You make it feel like Christmas

It barely took a breath to realize
We’re gonna be a classic for all time
I wanna thank you, baby
You make it feel like Christmas

Sweet gingerbread made with molasses
My heart skipped and I reacted
Can’t believe that this is happening
Like a present sent from God
Sleigh bells singing hallelujah
Stars are shining on us, too

I wanna thank you, baby
You make it feel like Christmas

Thought I was done for, thought that love had died
But you came along, I swear you saved my life
And I wanna thank you, baby
‘Cause you make it feel like Christmas

Sweet gingerbread made with molasses
My heart skipped and I reacted
Can’t believe that this is happening
Like a present sent from God
Sleigh bells singing hallelujah
Stars are shining on us, too

I wanna thank you, baby
You make it feel like Christmas

I never thought I’d find a love like this
But I found forever in that very first kiss
I wanna thank you, baby
You make it feel like Christmas
Oh-oh
(Thank you baby)

I wanna thank you, baby
You make it feel like Christmas